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Friday, January 21st, 2005
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7:01 pm - What would a description of your exact opposite be like?
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Greetings again, friends!
My exact opposite, I must say, would be one who simply did not care about others and had no desire to help anyone with the burden of their troubles. She would not share my love of art nor would she put effort into her appearance (it may be hard for some of you to believe, but I *do* work hard at it! *giggle*). She would most likely be unpopular and not well-liked with very few friends.
For the sake of her and the world, I hope such a person does not exist.
Neech sak schneck slem ba,
Shall Mayan
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(OOC): Valen, what a dip.
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6:49 pm - Hello, dear friends!
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Dear Friends,
I must apologize for my lack of counsel and reflections in the time that has past since I last wrote. I failed to tell you of my journey across the stars - I was performing an interplanetary poetry tour. It went very well and I am pleased to say that you can expect my artful musings on Babylon 5 in the near future!
In the meantime, I advise you all to unload your problems and questions here. As evidenced by my previous columns, I have a great deal of counsel to offer you, my friends! Romantic tiffs and troubles are a specialty of mine.
Neech sak schneck slem ba,
Shall Mayan
current mood:  chipper
current music: Valenspeed (The Goks)
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| Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
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6:15 pm - Column #3
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Question:
Dear Shaal Mayan-
I have a problem and I hope you have some advice. You see, my best friend, whom I care about very much, recently got involved with another friend of mine. And I-I-I was happy for them. I really was. I-I didn't really want to think about... um... their personal activities, but... well, they seemed to be happy, and so I was happy too. My best friend has lost so much in the past few years. I was relieved that something good had happened to him for once.
But it didn't last for very long. It never does. Since those first weeks, so many things have gotten in the way... and there's been so much sadness and anger and betrayal. I wish my friends would just sit down and talk to each other without shouting. I wish I didn't have to watch them hurt each other. I wish I could sit down and tell them what I think- that maybe all of this is just their way of trying to avoid the real issue- and try to help them through this, but I don't want to give them advice unless they ask for it.
What should I do?
Sincerely,
Stuck in the Middle
Answer:
Dear "Stuck in the Middle",
The solution to this problem is easier than you may have thought. You say you are "stuck in the middle". Contrary to what you may think, this is a step in the right direction. You must now go a step further and become a bridge between your two friends. You may do this by extensive Minbari meditation - otherwise, you will not be properly enlightened! Ohoho.
Once you feel level-headed and ready to tackle the issue (and I'm sure you will with even the slightest help of the Enlightened), invite your best friend's former lover for flarn and tea in your quarters...while your best friend is there. They may shout at each other, but if you begin some chants and concentrate your enlightened energy, they'll be sure to calm down and talk rationally. And if they don't, surely they will bond whilst trying to hurt/silence you. Good luck!
Neech sak schneck slem ba,
Shall Mayan
current mood:  helpful
current music: My Girl's Worker Caste (by The Cryogenic Freeze)
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| Wednesday, July 21st, 2004
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10:35 am
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Question:
Dear Shaal Mayaan,
I am young, successful in my profession, and not too bad looking, if I may say so myself, so had some hope of winning the woman of my dreams which would relieve me of my virginity. She even started responding to my jokes.
However, now her old lover has returned. Leaving my own crushed hopes aside, this person caused her much pain once already and is something of a schizophrenic personality. Should I speak out, or would I look like a jealous dumped suitor?
Yours,
Codename Unicorn
Answer:
Ah, Mr. Garibaldi! I've been wondering how long it would be before you wrote to me.
No matter what you do, you will probably end up looking like a...how did you put it? "Jealous dumped lover". It is part of what we enlightened Minbari would call your personality type. But of course, your love for this woman is pure, and you do not care about how you come across, no? What you truly mean to do is protect her from being hurt, not just...how do you say? "Get inside her Earthforce uniform", I think.
So, if you are sure this returning lover will cause the woman you love pain, you must certainly speak out!
In case you haven't already planned out a speech to deliver to the one you love, outlining why she shouldn't go back to her old lover, here are some points you may care to use:
- Before you start, openly delineate your faults. She will take this as a compliment to her military prowess and loosen up her suspicions that you are only doing this for yourself.
- Re-assure her that she has good taste by complimenting the ex-lover. This will take away any doubt that you have alterior motives and will also make her feel good about herself.
- Finally, drop the bomb and tell her that her ex-lover, however attractive and blonde, is really soulsick and that she would do best to avoid her. With your previous points in mind, she'll be watching you sleep in no time! Good luck!
Neech sak schneck slem ba,
Mayan
current mood:  quixotic
current music: The Goks Greatest Hits Album
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| Friday, July 16th, 2004
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5:48 pm - Dear Mayan, Column #1!
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Question:
"I have a dilemma I hope you can help resolve.
A woman I know is deeply involved with a man. It is a wonderful relationship and I am supremely happy for them, supporting them not only socially but (due to special circumstances) spiritually as well. However, sometimes I get these mad psychotic urges to utterly annihilate him. Is this normal? And if not, what can I do about it?However, he now appears to be out of the picture, although she does not seem to think so.
How can I get her to see me as a possible romantic option, or at the very least male? I have little experience in matters of courtship."
Answer:
Ohoho, is that you, Lennier? Come now, don't be shy!
Lennier, if you are truly in love with this woman, it is of course your spiritual duty to make her aware of your feelings - unless she is engaged in a relationship with another, particularly, as you said, a wonderful relationship. You were always an intelligent one, Lennier. Be sure that your love does not affect your good judgment! There are certain scenarios in which you should NEVER reveal your emtions (I.E., If there's some prophecy involving her being meant for another man and having very little to do with you). Her loved one may be only temporarily away, and if she is in love with him still, it would not be wise to make advances on her now.
However, if you are sure that she is not otherwise engaged, you must take action of your feelings. You can make your emotions apparant by small things - complimenting her on her clothing, for instance. You must take great care with this. If she has dressed up for a special occasion, do not tell her that she looks beautiful, or she will feel as though you only think of her as beautiful when she has spent a lot of time on her appearance. Instead of telling her that her headbone looks particularly stunning, remark sweetly that she is wearing a very pretty dress. If there aren't any special occasions coming up and she's the religious type, offer to take her to see the latest Minbari musical (I wrote one of the songs!). That way, you can give her a beautiful evening...and some well-placed compliments!
Neech sak schneck slem ba,
Mayan
current mood: helpful
current music: Isil'Zha (by The Goks)
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| Thursday, July 15th, 2004
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7:48 pm - What is your dream occupation?
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Dear friends,
I find that the answer to the above question comes to me with great ease. When I was young and unenlightened, I may have simply accepted this answer with no further thought. But as I grow older (and surely more wise), I can think upon my answer. Perhaps not change it, but reflect on it nonetheless.
This is my answer: I am a poet. It is my calling.
But my dear friends, I do not end here. I am a poet, but is this what I wish to be? The answer to this is yes. I often feel overwhelmed by my artistic obligation, but I have come to see that I would not have anything in its place.
However, I would perhaps do something in addition to my calling. Often I have envied my dear friend Delenn and her position as a diplomat, as I do so love working with people. This is why I propose that if any of you (particularly the young and less enlightened) have any questions or need advice from me, you may post them in response to this log. I do not claim to have all the answers, but I will try my best.
Neech sak schneck slem ba,
Shall Mayan
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OOC: The beginning seems a bit too serious for Mayan. If you read it with her voice, though, it sounds appropriately dipsy. Please write in to the "Dear Mayan" column. You know it will be ridiculously fun!
current mood:  contemplative
current music: te'lah: songs of reflection
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| Sunday, July 11th, 2004
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11:36 am
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Greetings, Dear Friends!
The following is to be the diary of I, Shall Mayan. As one of Minbar's well-known poets, I feel it is only my duty to share my experiences with all who would care to take part and learn from them. I do hope that this diary will help young ones on the path to enlightenment - of course, only introspective thought, hard work, and a profound appreciation for your cultural heritage will help you walk that path! Ohoho!
Dear friends, I invite you to expect some of my art soon - I am more than happy to share my calling with you.
Neech sak schneck slem ba*,
Shall Mayan
*"I am your friend in peace", for those of you unfamiliar with the beautiful Minbari
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